He was once a regular man…then *she* came along.
She was a massive giant of a woman, wearing only her birthday suit. Her long brown hair blowing in the wind.
She saw the fear in his eyes and laughed out loud as she stomped toward him.
"Do you know what time it is, little man?" She said with a husky laugh. "Time for breakfast! Time for some paincakes!"
She flattened him with one foot. Squashed him. Smashed him into paste.
"I love making paincakes!" She said as she gazed down at the flattened, crumpled heap under her feet. Then she simply walked away, laughing all the while.
Well, here it is, my annual drawing. See you next year.
j/k. I'll post some more artwork before the end of the year, I promise.